club clemmons what what!

sooooooo i had excellent plans to get an astounding load of work done this week by staying up late and not sleeping a lot. and then i kept falling asleep and my life kept getting busier, and here it is wednesday and ive got a paper due tomorrow. ps its 11:52 pm.

i had Seek His Face, a huge campus wide worship event, tonight, and then ashley and i made plans to go to the library after. we had to stop for snacks, so ive got cheez-its and a slurpee. except its gone now. ANYWAYS we went to clemmons library, affectionately known as "club clemmons" because of its atypically social atmosphere. its crazy. it really is like a club, and if they had music, you wouldnt be able to tell the difference. im pretty sure people dance a lot in here anyways. and im definitely sure people come here to see and be seen. after all, all the hotties hang out here. anyways, im supposed to be writing a paper, and instead i keep getting distracted. i had to limit myself (yes, limit) to checking my email once every 10 minutes. so instead of creeping everyone out with how fast i respond to emails, i decided to keep a running log of all my distracted thoughts tonight. maybe this will help get them out? my life in club clemmons begins....NOW!:

12 am-i need to throw away my slurpee cup. hooray! a chance to get up.
12:01- i also need to decide where im going for spring break. i think mexico, but maybe colombia. pray for me, would you?
12:03- i wish i had some chocolate pudding right now. its only been 2 minutes? dang. time is passing so slowly...is that good or bad?
12:07- i really wanna try on ashleys engagement ring, but she wont let me. boo.
12:26- wow i havent checked my email in a while. or written. maybe im being cured of my chronic distraction!
12:28...maybe not. remember the ceiling tile survey from the Shim Chronicles? well, the ceiling in this library is very weird. it looks like a vent, kind of, a very large one. not tiles, just slats of metal. ick. i hate the library
12:30- i went to throw away ashleys cup and walked by a table that definitely smelled like alcohol. not the table itself, but the people at it. OH! So i was standing in line for the bathroom and there is a big dictionary on a podium outside of it, and i opened it up to "Sydney" and found a slew of great terms! Like Sydneyite, and (my favorite, and probably jessica's too) sydney blue gum! hahah! like blue lips! anyways...
12:39- so my computer is situated write in front of the copy machines, and this guy totally just hit on a girl who was at the copier. he pulled the old "have i met you before?" line. can you believe it?!? people actually say things like that..and she was like "no" but they had a conversation. so unbelieveably cliche. maybe i do live in a bubble. do people really use pick up lines when trying to hook up? is the "tennessee" pick up line acceptable? cause if it is im totally using it.
speaking of a good pick up line- "im a fermata...hold me" hahaha!

1:09- im falling asleep at the computer. how its happening, i dont know. but we decided to get out of here by 1:30. but one of my old friends just posted on my wall "glad to see youre staying single too". RIGHT. like i got dumped and have remained single by choice. smart one, clearly.
1:28- wow, im doing well! tuesday i went to barnes and noble and looked in the kids section for a necessary book. i found one on the shelf called "willis the farting dog" (except the name willis might be wrong..." and it was about this dog that farts all the time and one page says "and when uncle irv wants to let one go, he stands by willis" hahaha. oh man. i kinda wish i could ask for this for my classroom, but knowing my family, i will get it; knowing first graders, i wont be able to read it to them. fart is still a bad word back then, ya know.

ok. we're leaving. at 1:33. and its off to work on my lesson! i cant wait till i teach and can be in bed at 10. sigh.

goodnight!