Everything i need to know i learned from Miss America

I should be in bed right now, and there is not question about that. I am getting sick, and i feel like crap, and i spent all night watching miss america instead of working like i should, so i finally finished and im up posting a blog. this is not the best life choice ive ever made. especially with 8 am class looming 7 hours away.
but heres an interesting fact: i actually kind of like being sick. i mean, i dont love it, but i kinda like being able to lay in bed all day and have people wait on me. now of course this cnt get out, because then people wouldnt be sympathetic towards me if they knew i liked it. but ive gotta get that off my chest. so i hope i get full fledged sick, so i can skip class.
except how's this for lame- i cant skip ed school classes cause they are so strict on attendance. i totally want to skip tomorrow, but if i dont go, i wont get perfect attandeance, so my teacher will only give me one book to take for free at the end of the semester instead of 3. and i just cant deal with that type of dissapointment. so. i should be sleeping?

i watched miss america tonight, and heres what ive learned:
1. a.c. slater is quite possibly 40 by now, but still looks 20. ergo, mario lopez never ages.
2. tap dancing is the most awkward, ridiculous talent EVER, and if i were miss america, i wouldnt condone it at all. especially in a black and gold sequins body suit.
3. black girls look good in neon green.
4. the winner of the pageant is chosen arbitrarily. oklahoma won despite and ugly evening gown, an even worse bathing suit, a botched answer about how to solve the payment gap between men and women, and a "talent" that included a song that wouldnt even gotten her on to american idol. speaking of idol...
5. simon cowell should judge the miss america pageant. hahaha.

ok. im tired. night.